Thought crimes are real crimes. If you’ve ever thought about sex or murder, or god forbid written it in a fictional story, you are a sex murderer IRL.
Tag Archives: proship shitpost
My favorite little schadenfreude is how fancops posts yammering about how much they hate proshippers never get more than like three notes.
Meanwhile the actual content and positivity and proship discussion posts in the proship tag get lots of engagement.
“If you’re not pro-shitting, you’re constipated!”Don’t you mean Cons-ANTI-pated? I am sorry for my attempt at a pun
I wanna make a pun about const-anti-nople here but I got nothing π€£


Everybody poops!
If you’re not pro-shitting, you’re constipated!
If i had a dollar for every time a anti misused “pedophile” or “csem” or “cp” Id be living a life of luxury Id probably have a mansion and everything I could ever dream of.-Aubrey from @antiproshipping
Right?? I would at least have the money to preorder RE4!!
every fancop who spreads the lie that “proshippers are pedophiles” and that written fiction is “child porn” owes me $5 per incident.
If I was given $5 every time a fanpol called me a pedophile I’d be very wealthy probably
The idea of calling you, a person I know to be an old man enjoyer, a pedophile just breaks my brain. Just completely.
What even is reality if all of us out here simping over crusty old men are somehow pedos? SMH.
Exactly! It’s hilarious how these idiots send me anonymous messages calling me a pedophile without, somehow, looking at my url, my icon, or my blog as a whole. Like do they not see my icon or banner? Of my dear Doctor? Sweet Christ.
Maybe they think your doc is a loli? π€£π€£π€£ Hell if I know!!
Irony at its finest.
every fancop who spreads the lie that “proshippers are pedophiles” and that written fiction is “child porn” owes me $5 per incident.
If I was given $5 every time a fanpol called me a pedophile I’d be very wealthy probably
The idea of calling you, a person I know to be an old man enjoyer, a pedophile just breaks my brain. Just completely.
What even is reality if all of us out here simping over crusty old men are somehow pedos? SMH.
every fancop who spreads the lie that “proshippers are pedophiles” and that written fiction is “child porn” owes me $5 per incident.
I don’t “ship” characters, I receive visions of love from another world and sob grossly and uncontrollably.

