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just-antishipper-things:

It is the responsibility of the fanfic writer to always be 100% accurate and educational and morally correct in everything they write because writers have an obligation to also be teachers, parents, babysitters, therapists, counselors, and rocket heart surgery scientists who know all the secrets of the universe.

[Image ID: a three panel Garfield comic which has been obviously and poorly edited. All three panels show a pensive Jon Arbuckle. In the first panel Jon says “I think I don’t cry after sex mostly because I tend to cry all the time. The second panel has no text. In the third panel Jon says "and also I never have sex.” The text is protruding from the text boxes and difficult to read.]

You have no concept of how hard I worked to hack together this shitty meme on the goddamn phone for you. Treasure me.

Komaru: Man, I wish I could be as cool as Ibuki.

Kazuichi: You’re just as cool! Just in two different ways.

Komaru: okay, how would you describe my cool?

Kazuichi: Sassy, and a little bit dorky.

Komaru: and Ibuki’s?

Kazuichi: Striking, and a little bit shocking.

Komaru: And yours?

Kazuichi: Swagless, and a little bit pathetic.

Komaru: and you wonder why people keep mistaking you for a bottom.

Kazuichi: I CAN HATE MYSELF AS A TOP JUST FINE!!