Komaru: Man, I wish I could be as cool as Ibuki.

Kazuichi: You’re just as cool! Just in two different ways.

Komaru: okay, how would you describe my cool?

Kazuichi: Sassy, and a little bit dorky.

Komaru: and Ibuki’s?

Kazuichi: Striking, and a little bit shocking.

Komaru: And yours?

Kazuichi: Swagless, and a little bit pathetic.

Komaru: and you wonder why people keep mistaking you for a bottom.

Kazuichi: I CAN HATE MYSELF AS A TOP JUST FINE!!