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Karl Heisenberg x reader kiss headcanons
The first time Karl Heisenberg kisses you, it’s like he’s afraid he’s going to break you. He’s soft, and careful, and gentle, lips tracing over yours, brushing his scratchy, stubbly cheeks against your face.
The more often you let him kiss you, the more confident he gets, kissing you firm, and deep, nibbling at your lips.
When he trusts you, when he knows you won’t break or disappear, he’s rough, and passionate and spontaneous. He pulls you into hungry, eager kisses, kisses all over your face and neck and shoulders, leaving little bruises and hickeys that he pets and fawns over, holding you tight.
Karl Heisenberg is a degenerate, and he will let you have as many puffs off his cigar as you want.
Some Resident Evil depression and anxiety headcanons
These boys really going through it.
Headcanons for Karl Heisenberg, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy.
Karl Hesienberg
- Forgets to bathe
- Chain smokes
- Alternates binging and not eating
- Sleeps in his clothes
- Sleeps in a chair
- Picks skin and scratches himself
- Dissociates by staring into space
- Dissociates by working without rest
Albert Wesker
- Repetitive motion stimming, drums fingers
- Cold showers
- No sleep
- Will not eat
- Intrusive thoughts of self harm
- Homicidal ideation
- Increased orothorexia
- Anxious cleaning, cleans glasses obsessively
Chris Redfield
- Alcohol
- Chain smoking
- Deliberately gets into fights as self harm
- Suicidal ideation, toys with Wesker’s old gun
- Sleeps constantly, has nightmares
- Deliberately puts himself into danger
- Dissociates staring off into space
- Stops shaving
Leon Kennedy
- Alcohol
- Gambling
- Sex, sexual sadism
- Fits of rage
- Self harm by deliberate self injury
- Intrusive sadistic and homicidal thoughts
- Sits in one spot without moving
- Selective mutism
Some Karl Heisenberg x reader relationship headcanons:
🛠️ Gets attached faster than he trusts. He will worry about your health before he trusts you to stand behind him.
🛠️ Fusses over his love’s needs. Will try to take care of you even when he can’t take care of himself.
🛠️ Won’t use your name when he could use a pet name. Doll, sweetheart, lovely, short stuff, handsome, cutie pie…
🛠️ A bad sleeper and a cuddler. Will use you like a teddy bear without realizing it while he’s having nightmares.
🛠️ Doesn’t get why you’re attracted to him, and often says either negative things about his looks, or over the top joking praise. Will never do anything but compliment and praise your body, no matter what.
🛠️ Loves to play up his ‘goofy old guy’s persona around you with dad jokes.
🛠️ Very physically affectionate and just loves touching you. Putting his hand on your back, or his arm around you, showering you with little kisses.
Karl Heisenberg calls you ‘kiddo’ and smushes his hat down onto your head with a big grin on his face.