I think the most objectionable ship I have that isn’t just plain shipcest; the ship antis would hate the most, is Jeritza and Flayn.

Jeritza is a serial killer in his mind 20s, and Flayn is literally a 2000 year old dragon loli. The only time they directly interact in the narrative is when he has been holding her kidnapped in the basement at the behest oh his evil employers.

The funniest part is I had to essentially be conned into shipping it, but once the dam broke, I’m extremely fond of it.

I think in an AU scenario where Flayn joins the Black Eagles they’d be really cute together– once she bullied him into a relationship. 🤣