white-flag-idiot:

Here’s a gentle reminder to all my selfshippers out there:

Your relationship with your F/O(s) is yours and yours alone to define. How you experience and express that intimacy is something no one can dictate or take away from you and your F/O(s)! Enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, childhood friends, love at first sight, coworkers, mentor and student, whatever your dynamic it’s unique and beautiful you! No one can or should be allowed to rob you of the way you show your feelings!

There’s no right or wrong way to love your F/O(s), not every relationship is gonna be the same, we all express our feelings differently and that’s what brings flavor and variety to life! Be a spice beyond salt and pepper, add to the soup in the pot that is selfshipping!

willotstreet:

willotstreet:

the doctor prescribed me forehead kisses for my various ailments

the doctor also prescribed me a large rock to beat you to death with

emodialisse:

nsomniacsdream:

whatwwwwwww:

nsomniacsdream:

power-chords:

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.

In real life, this manifests itself by suddenly asking a coworker “so how long has your wife known about your mistress?” Because he stopped bringing in a packed lunch and I saw him scrubbing lipstick off his neck one day when he “went to the bank”

how did that go?

So good

The urge to post your ongoing novel as fanfic to get the motivation to finish it

lauraleshauntedmp3:

mgrimoire:

lauraleshauntedmp3:

lauraleshauntedmp3:

lauraleshauntedmp3:

nu metal doggirl listening to linkin bark

nu metal doggirl listening to the defbones

nu metal doggirl listening to slipknot

nu metal doggirl ily

!!!!!!!!

autistic-coded:

growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that you’re “weird” because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how “mature” you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that you’re just lazy and stupid because you can’t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in “weird” media*

odenadnihilum-deactivated202303:

you’re lost in your world of ghosts

and I’m painfully mortal

tigirl-and-co:

Cooking is neither masculine nor feminine. Cooking is for ANYBODY who likes fishing for compliments.

Between

• serious technical difficulties resulting in extra money spent and time before it can be used

And

• Jasmine (🎀💖), the primary motivator behind the project being somehow repeatedly hit by her specific triggers randomly every time she comes to the front lately

The answer is ‘not well’.