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ive decided i dont want to fuck scooby but only because i dont think i could take a “ruh roh im roing to rum”

Why would you do this to me? Why would you ruin sex forever?

This is going to pop into my head next time I’m doing anything. I don’t think I can have sex ever again. I’m going to die. 🀣🀣🀣

what’s the “pains” series?

“The pains series” referred to a series of images commonly circulated on the old internet with the intent to cause pain and disturb the viewer.

These images were passed around untagged, uncensored and unwarned for, often under deceptive links, to force unwilling and unsuspecting people to click on and view them.

Many of these images were gore images from rotten dot com, but they also included things like medical waste, pornography generally considered to be unappealing, etc.

Some of the more famous and prevalent images were:

Lemon party: a bunch of geriatric people engaged in sexual activity

Goatse: A man stretching his anus extremely wide in full view of the camera.

Tubgirl: a fat woman in a bath tub, i believe the tub was filled with supposed fecal matter.

2 girls 1 cup: two women supposedly consuming fecal matter

Harlequin fetus: a deformed fetus

Those are the ones I remember most clearly. They were impossible to avoid.

shitstirrer of that harkness test post (not you): please look into the slippery slope fallacy, you are absolutely sounding like the ‘furries = creepy zoophile who commits beastiality’ types of people. sure, there are bad furries (and furries would be the first to admit it, too), but to define a group of people by its bad people is being an extreme pessimistic misanthrope and… that the least healthiest way of thinking about people

Imagine if we defined antis by the worst of their number. πŸ€”

If antis are really thinking I’m gonna go out and attempt to screw birds and venomous snakes because I selfship with Shen KFP and Rattlesnake Jake from Rango 🀭 sorry when’s the last time y’all heard an irl snake speak in Bill Nighy’s voice? Or an irl peacock who sounded like Gary Oldman and looked stunning in a fight scene? Real animals are fascinating to study and learn about, but they will literally never be fine to me like talking cartoon anthros. The two are completely separate!They really don’t get it, they just immediately think the only reason anyone ever gets attracted to a character is because they literally want to have sex with them and they find their appearance alone sexy. Not here to judge anybody who is actually more attracted to the looks, because it’s still not real, but the first thing that draws me about both of them (and a lot of my other crushes too! Even the more anti-accepted ones!) is the VOICE! I still want them to keep some animal features at least because as a monsterfucker, that’s hot! But there is nothing about either of them that makes me want to abuse actual animals! Feels like projection imo! They can’t easily separate reality from fiction, so they assume folks like me can’t either, and that translates into thinking being a furry or monsterfucker = being a zoophileAnd I really hate that this kind of talk gets to me! Most furry/monsterfuckers I know are coping with mental disorders, with past trauma, with alienation, with dehumanization at the hands of others. The last thing we need is more “am I a bad person” anxiety.

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All this discourse abt Scooby Doo had me thinking of our conversation about Shere Khan Lemme just say I think he’d really know how to use his claw…

a-pansexual-imp:

proudfreakselfshipper:

blackheart-biohazards:

Antis assign different moral weights to wanting to fuck these three characters and it’s absurd.

Fanning ourselves over Shere Khan, Shere Khan in a suit, and technically not Shere Khan.

SHERE KHAN IN DADDY MOOD?! AWOOOGA

yall wont believe me when I say this but i did a production of the jungle book and my character was in love with shere khan and I was his only ally

god i wish i knew how much people loved him i couldve teased my scene partner to death

No I believe you, that sounds like our Toko in grade school too.

I find it funny that that food recipe blog called you a dog fucker when you said nothing about you personally wanting to fuck dogs. Let alone Scooby-Doo.

I guess their stance is only someone who would want to do it would defend it.

Which is a really stupid stance.

Controversial opinion: Scooby Doo is the least likely fictional dog to make me contemplate horny fanfic.

Wait until antis discover Hatoful Boyfriend- wait I’m now remembering when a friend of mine told me about how they already have. How tho. (As a side note, before I knew what self shipping was and I was 16, I self shipped with Shuu from that game. Now I’m that guy self shipping with Kaon, a member of the DJD from Transformers MTMTE. My tastes have not changed.)

How to confuse an anti.