Tag Archives: Jill Valentine

Leon: yeah, Jill, you’re one of the guys.

Jill: yeah! wait till you see my cock!

Leon: what do you call it?

Jill: the maiden breaker!

Leon: …

Jill: it’s 75 feet long!

Leon: ….

Jill: it’s 75 feet long!!

Leon: *cannot stop laughing*

sizzlinbaconpeach:

I Bless the Rains Down in Africa!

Toto’s Africa is sooo Chris and Jill’s song (post) RE5 song.

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you! (Chris never gave up that she was alive)

There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do! (boy battled through countless enemies to find her)

I bless the rains down in Africa!
(Just think about how it rained the day Jill fell from the window, so
rainy days were probably hard for him, but he finally found her in
Africa)

Gonna take the time to do the things we never haaaaaaddddddd (Ooo!) (Oh! Does that mean they’re finally gonna be a couple? :P)

I would love to flesh this out in the future, but I doubt it.