Self shippers with facial hair:
Imagine the comfortable, trusting intimacy of your F/O giving you a traditional shave, with a hot towel and a straight razor.
They gently stroke the blade over your face, careful not to cut you even once. The motion of it against your face and neck is almost sensual.
After they’re done, they rub your face tenderly, and pat you with your favorite aftershave, before leaning in to kiss your clean cheek.
At Wendy’s wedding in Kensington Garden, Captain James Hook attends.
After the ceremony, he corners the handsome young groom alone with a cigar, and a wedding gift.
Surprised– but certainly unwilling to be rude– the groom opens the box to find a small but significant collection of shining gold coins, Spanish in origin.
He looks up at the captain, quite stunned.
Hook gives the man a rather paternal smirk in answer, and taps him on the chest with the curved back of his hook.
“No long hours at the bank, understood?”
Whenever Tinkerbell tries to be saucy and fluster captain Hook with her flirtatiousness, he turns the tables on her with a simple gesture. He shows her the crook of the pinkie finger on his good hand.
“Remember, Ms. Bell, Captain Hook is more man in his little finger than your Peter will ever be. And I can show you any time you like.”
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck