♦️ Smokes like a chimney and shows affection by sharing his cigarettes with his partner, or by lighting theirs for him.
♦️ Fastidious about clothes and will constantly adjust and smooth his partner’s outfit if it gets out of place.
♦️ Insists on taking his partner dancing. If they don’t know how he will teach them and try not to lose his patience.
♦️ Has difficulty expressing his affection in words but things like “don’t do anything stupid” and “you look good today” all mean “I love you.”
♦️ Loves music, and loves to go to live music with his partner; insists they ‘get some culture’.
♦️ Buys his partner gifts he knows they’ll like, but also loves to give gifts like cologne/perfume, and jewelry, and loves to know his partner is wearing it.
♦️ Can’t handle his partner stealing his clothes, but if they try he gets them copies and spritzes then with his own cologne so they’ll smell like his.
♦️ Loves to cook for his partner, even if he doesn’t eat much himself.
♦️ Loves making cocktails and instantly memorizes what drinks his partner likes to make them on demand.
♦️ Will just grab his partner and start dancing in the room with them when a song he thinks is right for it comes on.
♦️ Acts like he has no patience but will honestly let his partner get away with anything.
-the queens cannot kill eachother because they are lesbians having an affair -you have to pick two pieces to be secretly in love and they cant kill eachother either -you have to make horse noises whenever you move the knight -the pawns have a union and if you sacrifice too many of them they will revolt -you have to have gay sex when youre done playing
All male polycule constantly chainsmoking wearing sunglasses and only contacting each other through payphones and when they do they speak in incomprehensible syntax and talk about situations completely unrelated to what the other is talking about
